Mega-Church Preacher Joel Osteen Plans “Pray the COVID Away” Easter Service
Mega-Church Preacher Joel Osteen is scheduled to hold an Easter Sunday vigil in his Lakewood Church Building on April 12th 2020 despite the Covid-19 pandemic…
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“Coronavirus Challenge” The New Deadly Trend Among Teens
There have been many stupid but popular internet “challenges” of late — such as the Cereal Challenge, which involves the challenge-taker eating breakfast cereal out of…
Coronavirus Present on Fast Food Wrappers Across the US
A startling discovery was made on Wednesday when scientists across the US dug deeper into the coronavirus pandemic. They sought out fast food items from…
Scientists Claim COVID-19 Mutating, Causing Psychosis in Sick
Scientists are busy preparing for a mass spread of COVID-19. Apparently, things will get worse before they get better. COVID-19 lasts longer than a common…
Thousands attended Miami gay festival; several later tested positive for coronavirus
As the coronavirus continues to spread and disrupt life worldwide, one festival is finding the memory of its celebrations tinged by the outbreak. The Winter…
Spring Breakers Arrange Scattered Corpses To Spell Out YOLO
MIAMI, FL—It’s spring break and, despite the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, America’s young and sexy beachgoers have some rays to catch. It’s going to take a lot…
COVID-19 Found in Toilet Paper
(CNN)Masks were the first to go. Then, hand sanitizers. Now, novel coronavirus panic buyers are snatching up … toilet paper? Retailers in the US and Canada have…
Oregon woman accused of punching dog for asking her for a walk in the rain
An Oregon woman was busted by cops after she punched her dog, Stitches, in the face — 20 times — while arguing with the dog….
Woman Claims She Became Pregnant By Black Man After Using Toilet Paper Contaminated With Semen
Mobile, AL – An Alabama woman claims she became pregnant with an “unknown man’s” baby after using a ‘porta potty’ at the county fair. Britney…
Man Hospitalized After His Apple Airpods Exploded In His Ear
TUCSON, AZ – An Arizona man is being hospitalized after his brand new Apple AirPod earphones allegedly exploded in his ear. Josiah Johnson, 21, is being…