According to Donald Trump’s spokesperson, Katrina Pierson, the presidential front runner is “doing okay” after he was attacked by a group of Hispanic protesters with a cordless hair trimmer. It all started with Donald Trump’s phone call broadcast by Fox News today, according to the Associated Press. The Republican front-runner repeated unsubstantiated claims from a National Enquirer story that said Ted Cruz’s father, Rafael Cruz, had links to John F. Kennedy’s assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald.
That claim drew a heated response from Republican Hispanics who support Ted Cruz. When leaving his Indiana hotel room around 11:15 AM on Tuesday, a group of Hispanic men charged at Trump, knocking him to the ground. They then managed to use a cordless hair trimmer across the top of his “comb over” shaving off a chunk of his hair before bodyguards could pull them off. “This man is utterly immoral,” said one Cruz supporter. “Morality doesn’t exist for him. He is a serial philanderer and a narcissist at a level I don’t even think this country has ever seen.”
According to Pierson, Donald Trump is resting back at his Manhattan apartment with “beefed up security” and says that her boss is not worried about the attack. “Mr. Trump has long expected this type of behavior from Hispanics on both sides of the party line,” said Pierson. “As far as the hair, it will grow back. He still has enough to cover the bald patch. It’s going to take a lot more than that to hurt his indestructible image.”