NEWS 8 – Today the world received some answers – answers to the question that Donald Trump has put in the minds of all people across the globe. The size of his penis. Today, Donald Trump released a photo to media conglomerates which shows a mold that he had made of his “member” in a response to a twitter hashtag that went viral last month #ShowUsYourPenis.
“Everyone keeps asking me, you know, show us your penis,” said Donald Trump in a statement. “So here you go. I remember when I asked Obama to show his birth certificate, and he never did. And I don’t want the American people to say I never gave them what they asked for. Now, I don’t want any questions about the shape and size. I will tell you, when I received that small loan of $1 million from my parents, I had some work done. You can do a lot with money when you have a lot of it. And I have a lot of it.”
The photo we’ve all been waiting for:
