Obama Promises To Have “BBQ Cookout” On White House Lawn Before End Of Presidency

Obama made a comment on Monday that has his opponents and some Americans upset. Some people are even saying that President Obama is disrespecting our country’s s heritage. In his announcement, Obama discussed his plans for exiting the White House by holding a summer barbecue cookout on the White House lawn.

“I’m gonna say it because I’ve been wanting to say it,” said Obama. “Everybody wants to talk about the first black president. Black this, black that. Sure I played some basketball at the White House, even listen to rap music when nobody was looking. But now I’m going to show America how black I can get. We are barbecuing and throwing a cookout on the White House lawn. Obama Out!”

Throughout history, cooking in the front yard was a means of showing prosperity, to show off what you were cooking. Cooking in the front yard is widely accepted in many cultures, except the white culture. 99% of the protesters that showed up at today’s rally in opposition of the White House barbecue were caucasian. The other 1% were Asian. Technically, there is no rule, regulation, or law that can stop the president from having his party. The summer barbecue going away party is set for June 18th.