OHIO: NAKED MAN ON CRYSTAL METH BITES 28 PEOPLE IN A WALMART STORE
Cleveland, Ohio | A naked man caused quite a commotion in a Walmart supercenter this morning when he randomly bit dozens of customers while barking and…
MAN ACCUSED OF EJACULATING IN HIS BOSS’ COFFEE EVERYDAY FOR 4 YEARS
Newark, New Jersey | A man was arrested on his work site this morning after it was discovered that he was ejaculating in his employer’s coffee…
“Cheesing” Kids Getting High On Cat Urine – Causing Hallucinations And Euphoria
Cheesing Getting High On Cat Urine The newest trend of 2016, may be the strangest and most dangerous way to get high yet. It’s called…
Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke & Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved…
Man Tries To Trade Kidnapped Baby For 15 Big Macs At Arkansas McDonald’s
A three month old baby has been reunited with her parents after being kidnapped by a man at Riverfront Park in Little Rock, Arkansas. There…
WARNING: Gangs Are Using Bloody Car Seats to Lure Female Motorists Out of Their Vehicles
As part of a “National Gang Week” activity, gangs are using bloody car seats to lure female motorists out of their vehicles. A new warning…
Remembering An Icon: Hugh Hefner Dead At Age 91
Hugh Hefner, Founder and chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises, was found dead of natural causes Sunday morning at his home, the Playboy Mansion, in…
WOMAN WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT GIVES BIRTH TO GIANT TAPEWORM
Fukuoka | A woman has given birth, not to a human child but to a giant tapeworm, at Kyushu Central Hospital last night reports the…
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND
45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her…
HOSPITAL EMPLOYEE ARRESTED FOR IMPREGNATING 26 WOMEN IN COMA
Albuquerque, NM | Juan Enrique Rafael Ramirez Rene Lopez, a 38-year-old janitor working at Bernalillo Medical Center, has been apprehended by police this morning after…