MISSOURI: BABYSITTER ON CRYSTAL METH EATS 3-MONTH-OLD TODDLER
De Soto, MO | Two Missouri parents were horrified to discover their babysitter had turned into a crystal meth-smoking cannibal when they found the remains…
MORGUE EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP
Beaumont, Texas | An employee of the Jefferson County morgue died this morning, after being accidentally cremated by one of his coworkers. According to the…
MAN ON CRYSTAL METH KILLS 12 NEIGHBORS, THINKING THEY’RE ZOMBIES
Atlanta, Georgia | A 32-year old man went on a killing frenzy last night, after spending 36 hours in a row watching Walking Dead while doing drugs. According to…
FLORIDA: ZOO EMPLOYEE KILLED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO RAPE AN ALLIGATOR
According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger…
Man Arrested For ‘Pimping’ Blind, Disabled Goat On Craigslist, But Not Before Making Over $100k
News 8 – An Arkansas man is charged with conspiracy to commit bestiality and solicitation of an animal after posting an ad on Craigslist offering…
Mother Arrested After Tattooing Her Son And Attempting To Trade Him For Drugs
A manhunt for 24 year old Shaunetta Wright came to a peaceful end early Monday morning after she was apprehended in Alabama for child abuse, neglect…
Man Loses Penis While Assaulting Woman Thanks To This ‘Anti-Rape’ Devise
A New York woman is thanking the makers of an anti-rape device saying that it “saved her from being raped and brutally assaulted.” Michelle Kingston…
Woman Shoots Veterinarian After He Refuses Sex Re-Assignment Surgery On Her Dog
Woman Shoots Veterinarian After He Refuses Sex Re-Assignment Surgery On Her Dog A New Hampshire woman, who doctors say suffers from schizophrenia, shot a local…
KKK Protests To “Make America Straight Again”
Wilmington, NC – Protests got heated on Monday when the Ku Klux Klan marched to “Make America Straight Again.” The faction of the KKK called…
Facebook Targets Christian Websites as Fake News
Facebook has been besieged with demands that it fix its “fake news” problem, which became politically charged during the election season and was especially effective…