Man Accused Of Breaking Into Homes And Tickling B*ttholes Has Finally Been Captured

Dallas, TX – Dante Williams, also known as the infamous “B**ty Tickler,” has finally been captured in Dallas. Williams had been breaking into homes in Northern Texas for over 3 months, tickling his victims butts while they slept. He targeted more than a dozen people before his capture just last week.

The most shocking thing to investigators is the fact that Williams is worth an estimated $2.5 million dollars, yet commits such heinous crimes against the people of Texas. Reports first indicated that he was homeless, but that is not the case. Williams was arrested at his $1.2 million dollar estate in Austin, Texas.

The victims of this crime tell police they live in fear every evening, sleeping on their backs for safety, hoping the “Booty Tickler” will not come back for more. Another victim said he had been sleeping in dirty adult diapers for the last 2 months, hoping to scare away any possible future attacks. “Every night I sleep in these filthy, stinky diapers just to stay safe,” said one victim who asked to remain anonymous. “But now that he is caught, I can finally go back to sleeping bare back on my stomach. You have no idea what this means to me and my family.”

Police say they were able to identify Williams and confirm his involvement by the smell of his fingers and the brown stains on his shirts. He is currently being held in a Dallas jail with no bond.