Donald Trump’s Head Shaved After Attack By Hispanic Protestors
According to Donald Trump’s spokesperson, Katrina Pierson, the presidential front runner is “doing okay” after he was attacked by a group of Hispanic protesters with…
Smoking In Cars With Children Illegal Starting October 1, 2016
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Trump Releases Statement Of What It Means To Him To “Make America Great Again”
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Woman ‘Accidentally’ Kills Husband With Car While Swerving to Avoid Ghostly Apparition Of ‘Prince’
Nashville, TN – A Tennessee woman gave police an absurd claim, explaining that she “accidentally” ran over her husband with her car and killed him…
Trans Woman Makes Child Take Photos Of Naked Women In Walmart Dressing Room
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Trump: “If Kids Are Hungry Make Them Work, Like We Did When America Was Great”
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Woman Causes 10 Car Pileup After Seeing Jesus In Her Kit Kat Candy Bar
Victorville, CA – A Barstow, California woman is claiming that an accident she caused on the highway was related to an image she saw of…
{VIDEO} Spider Infested Bananas Arrive In The U.S. – You May Never Want To Eat One Again
Are you a banana lover? Then listen up so you do not fall victim to the newest infestation to hit the United States. Thousands of people…
Pedophiles Line Up For New FREE Vaccine That Will Help Them Stop Molesting Children
LOS ANGELES, CA – A new controversial vaccine has convicted pedophiles and “potential” pedophiles lined up at Walmart pharmacies across the country to receive their…
Man Hospitalized After Joking With Wife About How Many Woman He’s Slept With
NEWS 8 – A 28-year-old Los Angeles man is now hospitalized after “jokingly” having a conversation with his wife about the number of partners he…