Teen Hospitalized For Licking Frog At Rave To Get High, Contracts Virus
NEWS 8 – It has been long told that one species of toad, Bufo alvarius, can cause great hallucinations to the person who was willing…
‘Cash Me Outside Girl’ Found Dead, Possible Russian Hacking Connection
Danielle Bregoli, 13, was found dead in an alleyway at 5:13 am EST, covered in trash, just hours after her mother reported her missing to…
Man Hospitalized After Buzz Lightyear Toy Became Stuck in His Anus
A 28 year old Arkansas man was hospitalized on Thursday when he entered the Arkansas Mercy Hospital with extreme lacerations and excessive anal bleeding. Tom…
New Study Shows Smoking Weed Can Dry Out Your Vagina
It is called “Cotton Vagina.” It is an experience of dryness when high during intercourse, and it is a very serious issue in women. According…
69 People Dead After Drinking Tainted Coors Light At Funeral
Mobile, Alabama – At least 69 people died over the weekend in Alabama after drinking Coors Light beer. The mass poisoning occurred when people who…
Man Accused Of Breaking Into Homes And Tickling B*ttholes Has Finally Been Captured
Dallas, TX – Dante Williams, also known as the infamous “B**ty Tickler,” has finally been captured in Dallas. Williams had been breaking into homes in…
Man Strangles Girlfriend To Death Because She “Wouldn’t Make Eye Contact With Him” While Talking To Her
Kalamazoo, Mi – A 28-year-old Michigan man, Ralph Holden, was arrested and booked on charges of first-degree murder after his girlfriend was found dead in…
Woman Grows Weeds In Her Vagina After Using Cotton Balls As Contraceptive
Little Rock, Arkansas – A 28-year-old Arkansas woman is recovering in a Little Rock hospital after her choice of contraception created a very unusual side…
Charles Manson Found Dead with Suicide Note
California – Charles Manson, leader of the 1960’s cult group the ‘Manson Family’ was found dead in his hospital room early this morning. He was admitted…
Midget Locked In Filing Cabinet Over The Weekend After Co-Workers Slip Him LSD
Mobile, Alabama – An Alabama man is recovering after he suffered an incident at work that human rights activists are calling “a blatant display of…